3/23/10

Remember last week when I referred to the “head cold” that I had come down with?

Hooooly shit.

I was so sick at one point that I literally saw two dragons flying in the shape of a heart and heard music from Star Wars while a bunch of overdressed kids paraded up and down a church aisle.

Oh, that wasn’t a fever induced vision? That was my step-brothers bat-shit crazy wedding?

What. A. Weekend.

Enough of that, there was a wedding this weekend in Bartlesville and yes, the theme of castles and dragons did run rampant.. To be young and in love, I suppose. Though, I guess seeing a wedding like this does instill a sense hope that there’s someone out there for everyone. Because, if you had told me that someone who was THAT into dragons and THAT into Star Wars would not only meet someone that didn’t want to immediately beat them up, but that would be open to the idea of spending eternity with them..

..well, wow.

In other news, Oklahoma realized this weekend that we were all becoming comfortable with the weather so we got a foot of snow dropped on us. Then, as quick as it was here, it disappeared. I joked with someone at work yesterday that it might be wise to start making postcards that read “Oklahoma - where it only snows on the weekends” because, I mean really.. I’m finally at a job where I literally get paid to go home when the weather gets so bad that clients stop coming in and BOOM.. no more snow on week days. I’m beginning to think that my innermost desires can control the weather. If I don’t want it to snow, it snows. If it does snow and I want it to stick around, the weather jumps up to a balmy 65 degrees.

I should rent out my powers. If you have an upcoming event you don’t want snowed out, invite me over and give me 15 minutes to think about how much fun snow would be. You won’t see so much as a single flake.

Oh, and today’s comic.. yeah, I just thought the idea of a Sasquatch/hillbilly/teenager threesome was hysterical. Maybe I’ve been on Craigslist too much lately. That shit would be commonplace on Craigslist. I can see it now, “MMC4M - must be ddf”. For those of you not well versed in Craigslist lingo, that means Man and Mythical Creature seeking Man.. must be drug and disease free.

.. ‘cause Sasquatch don’t want no STD’s.